Gee. twenty-two.
professional bum. god's greatest mistake.

October 19th via - 1,153 notes


do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

October 19th via - source 67,743 notes


im so miserable but i laugh at everything

October 14th via - source 1,092,211 notes

❝ You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you. ❞

October 12th via - source 336,791 notes


People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao
Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

October 7th via - source 78,556 notes

October 4th via - source 4,981 notes
#gg #q 

ladies rule the world meme » current girl crushes [1/5] 
↳ Vanessa Hudgens


my problem is that i like boys in theory but not in practice so if i see a cute boy i’m like “damn i would” but when faced with actually dating one i’m just like “nah”

October 4th via - source 30,687 notes

❝ Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world ❞

October 4th via - source 205,847 notes