My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
When you use your ID at the club for the first time
Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
Sophie Turner wearing Dolce&Gabbana for AnOtherMagazine’s ‘Screen Test portfolio’.
God, who told white people about “shade”? I haven’t heard them overuse a word this much since “fo shizzle”.