firebomb;
Gee. twenty-two.
professional bum. god's greatest mistake.

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

September 30th via - source 88,821 notes

imnotjailbait:

this vine is literally the femme fatale tour

September 30th via - source 9,069 notes

illkim:

When you use your ID at the club for the first time

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September 21st via - source 64,159 notes
  1. girl: bae come over
  2. me: BREAK THE TARGETS !!
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. me: BOARD THE PLATFORMS !!

September 19th via - source 5,620 notes

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

September 18th via - source 147,681 notes

madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

September 16th via - source 556,466 notes

Sophie Turner wearing Dolce&Gabbana for AnOtherMagazine’s ‘Screen Test portfolio’.

malegayzes:

God, who told white people about “shade”? I haven’t heard them overuse a word this much since “fo shizzle”.

September 15th via - source 964 notes

buddy-0:

ME:

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YOU:

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September 14th via - source 5,573 notes
  1. Privileged group: how would YOU like it if we did this to you
  2. Prvivleged group: *has been doing this to you for years*

September 14th via - source 11,903 notes






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